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Overnight PR review that files issues instead of nits.

Reproduces the ticket, files it clean, hands off the fix.

Base images older than policy.

A demo they can click.

Lockfile moved. What broke.

The night in one page.

The number dropped on this PR.

Our client vs the API version.

Label, owner, or close as duplicate.

A tiny dataset that isn’t prod.

The failing test, isolated.

The backlog that will bite Tuesday.

The log once. Then ‘what broke’.

Endpoints that 4xx.

Hand heavy work to CLI agents.

Did the contract move.

What we shipped that we didn’t write.

The canary is sick. Say so.

What listens where.

Errors that scream every minute.

The README actually works.

The number went up. Say so.

What we shipped, listed.

TODOs older than 30 days.

What we shipped at 2am, in English.

Records that would hurt to change.

The red build, in one paragraph.

Burn rate, not a novel.

Flags to bury.

Order of operations, not a hope.

Jobs that did not fire.

Keys in the repo. Stop.

Exported, never imported.

Changed files with no tests.

Migrations that would hurt.

What’s on, for whom, since when.

CODEOWNERS is the product.

Volumes over the line.

The README lies about the flag.

The PR title is the note.

Contrast, labels, keyboard.